INTERIOR . Meeting Room. Several people in office attire sit around a table.
HEAD OF DEPT: Now, if we can just get underway…
A woman in her late twenties, VELOCITY GIRL, bursts in, looking dishevelled.
VG: I am SO SORRY I am so late…
HEAD OF DEPT (wearily): What was it THIS time, VG? Broken down car? Cat vomit?
VG: No, actually it was *pauses* Gillian Anderson.
IT CHAP: What, the Thunderbirds dude?
WOMAN FROM ACCOUNTS: No, you twat, that was GERRY ANDERSON.
FACILITIES MANAGER: You mean her that was Agent Scully in the X Files?
OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR: She was so good in that, she was serious enough to play a sceptical Dr…
IT CHAP: …whilst still being proper phwoar enough to win FHM’s Sexiest Woman In The World in 1996!
VG: The very same.
HEAD OF DEPT: So what happened to her after she was in it – she seemed to disappear for ages…