Twatbox: David Walliams

“I’ve just been watching that new Chris Moyles thing,” Mr PLA said. “David Walliams is humping somebody again.” Turn on any panel-type quiz show and the chances are pretty high that you’ll find David Walliams pretending to hump someone. In this case it was Peter Andre, who has surely suffered enough.

Now, I like a good sexual innuendo as much as the next person. I was practically brought up on giving Julian Clary a warm hand on his entrance. But the thing with Julian Clary is that he has charm, style and charisma to spare, whereas David Walliams is just… embarrassing. There are obviously people who find him hilarious (one has gone to the trouble of editing “highlights” from an appearance on 8 Out of 10 Cats), but he makes me feel all creepy with his lechy manner and his great big face.

This may just be me, though, so feel free to tell me I’m very, very wrong and he is, in fact, a comedy genius.


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7 responses to “Twatbox: David Walliams

  1. inkface

    No, I’m with you on this one Pause. Give me Eddie Izzard running fifty marathons, probably in heels, and I want to hug him. Give me David W swimming the channel and I can’t help hoping a few jellyfish will give him a good seeing to.

  2. Qwerty

    Ooh I’m so glad to read this. I thought I was the only one who didn’t get him. Always found it mystifying that he is apparently such catnip to the ladies.

  3. PedantsRevolt

    He always gives me the impression that he’s really somebody wearing a flesh suit – and underneath there’s some odious creature from the 1950s working the controls.

    • pauseliveaction

      Sounds like it’s going to take Doctor Who to sort him out. Shame the new Doctor is that pasty individual who looks like he’d be instantly crushed by a Walliams humping.

      • I say put him in a room with Captain Jack… that might put him off his frisky dog impersonations for a while. And if that doesn’t work there’s always the cybermen or the Judoon. They wouldn’t tolerate his nonsense!

      • pauseliveaction

        You sort of read my mind there, Jo the Hat. I was just thinking that Captain Jack would be more than a match for him!

  4. Can we see Captain Jack in the Lustbox soon? I need Inkface’s smelling salts for that highly charged scene in Utopia where Jack’s wrestling with radioactive rods (or something) while having a heart to heart with the delicious, delightful, de-lovely David Tennant.