Category Archives: Twatbox

Twatbox: Police interceptors (and their many brethren)

Let me make this crystal clear – generally speaking I’m a person who has great respect for the boys (and girls) in blue. They are not being twatboxed. My bile and loathing is reserved for the police officers who feature … Continue reading

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Twatbox: Michael Winner. The Emperor’s New Napkin

I was going to blog about Winner’s Dining Stars, but I found the whole programme, and particularly Michael Winner, to be so bloody annoying, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. Where do we start with the man? Why I … Continue reading

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Twatbox: David Walliams

David Walliams is just… embarrassing. There are obviously people who find him hilarious (one has gone to the trouble of editing “highlights” from an appearance on 8 Out of 10 Cats), but he makes me feel all creepy. Continue reading

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Twatbox: Amanda Holden

I had no problem with Amanda Holden as an actor. She did bitchy very well, and I liked her very much as Mia in the entertaining hairdressing drama Cutting It opposite Sarah Parish. The women out-shone the men in it, … Continue reading

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Twatbox: Philippe Starck

What happens if you make The Apprentice a design-based thingy, and move the action to Paris instead of London? What if you replace world-weary curmudgeon Sralan Sugar with “design guru” Philippe Starck? You get Design for Life, which started this … Continue reading

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