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I’m a Celebrity: Get me a shrink. Psychological tips from the jungle
For Gordon Ramsey — and any other delusional, potential-jungle-’narstie’ contestants currently experiencing their careers already going Down Under — I have some really quite patronising tips for you, in case you do attempt to revive your nose-diving fortunes by yes, nose-diving into next year’s programme. I understand these may have been pointed out before in spades, but NOT ONE OF YOU Z-CELEBS SEEM TO TAKE ANY NOTICE. Shouting, sorry. Continue reading
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I’m a Celebrity: fainting ninnies & lost sheep
There is so much to enjoy in this year’s I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. The silly, hand- waving, shrieking ninny that is Gillian ‘show me your poo’ McKeith being forced to do tasks. Two kick-ass older women in … Continue reading
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I’m A Celebrity: Then there were three
So now there are three people currently pootling round their jungle camp, packing up their belongings, shaking cockroaches out of their sleeping bag for the last time, fondly reminiscing about experiences shared, challenges overcome, anuses eaten. Continue reading
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I’m a Celebrity: depths or shallows?
Can’t say I’m unhappy about Joe Bugner leaving the jungle. He had his moments of being ok, but overall, quite a nasty bit of work, in my opinion. It was a crappy way to go tho’, losing to a mere … Continue reading
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I’m a Celebrity: Play it again, George
Kim Woodburn is the sort of woman who causes many a row, but then walks away, shaking her head at how hot headed other people get, as if it all had nothing to do with her. It was a tense … Continue reading
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I’m A Celebrity: Happy campers
Has there ever been a more harmonious group around the I’m A Celebrity campfire? This year’s celebrities are all so sweet and caring, the very idea of voting one of them out seems heartlessly cruel. Continue reading
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I’m a Celebrity: rumble in the jungle
It’s all getting too much. Someone will be telling me next there’s no Father Christmas and Hinge and Bracket secretly wanted to strangle each other with piano strings. What is the world coming to? Kim Woodburn, it transpires (panto stage whisper to Stuart in … Continue reading
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I’m a Celebrity: Little Chef the horny sheep
With my imaginary PhD in psychology gained from watching reality shows from my sofa, I like to think that I know a thing or two about group dynamics. It’s not that difficult. However nicey nicey things start off, when someone … Continue reading
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I’m A Celebrity: A terrifying new beast in the jungle
This is not Beverly Hills. Not even the insect milkshakes could make you think it was. Continue reading
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I’m A Celebrity: I fart in your general direction
There are some right wimps in the jungle this year. Yes, Gino D’Acampo, I’m talking about you. Continue reading
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