Monthly Archives: November 2009

The Archers: The professor vs the queen of whine

Come back Jim! We need you to get on with your job of pissing off Shula!
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I’m a Celebrity: depths or shallows?

Can’t say I’m unhappy about Joe Bugner leaving the jungle. He had his moments of being ok, but overall, quite a nasty bit of work, in my opinion. It was a crappy way to go tho’, losing to a mere … Continue reading

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X Factor: Whose hair was Rihanna wearing?

Rihanna did a lovely job on last night’s X Factor, lurking gracefully in a whitewashed version of this year’s Big Brother diary room chair and managing to come across as unusually perky and normal for an X Factor star guest … Continue reading

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X Factor results: Lloyd leaves, no-one is shocked

Before Simon Cowell left the stage following the results announcement, he had a few words in Lloyd’s ear. I wonder if those words included the phrase “See you in my office on Monday.” Continue reading

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Casualty: What really happened by the railway line

Polly the paramedic has been more than a little on-edge since she was cornered in Alastair’s flat. Then we heard that Alastair had been found dead by the railway line, after apparently throwing himself in front of a train. Polly has just about been holding herself together. Continue reading

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Coronation Street: Peace and goodwill to all starts early in the Street

Eddie Windass loves Christmas, and he likes to get his house (and neighbouring houses, if they’re not careful) all festooned with fairy lights as early as possible. Even though it’s still November, chez Windass is already looking like Blackpool Illuminations, with an accompanying naff carol soundtrack Continue reading

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X Factor: Joe becomes a man man

I wasn’t much looking forward to The X Factor without John & Edward. Their departure means that Louis is the only comedy turn left, and in a competition full of just-alright singers, there mightn’t be a lot to smile about. Continue reading

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I’m a Celebrity: Play it again, George

Kim Woodburn is the sort of woman who causes many a row, but then walks away, shaking her head at how hot headed other people get, as if it all had nothing to do with her. It was a tense … Continue reading

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True Blood 108: I just want to lick your mind

That’s one difference between me and Bill: when looking for a refuge, he chose the cold dark earth, while I would choose the Hilton.
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I’m A Celebrity: Happy campers

Has there ever been a more harmonious group around the I’m A Celebrity campfire? This year’s celebrities are all so sweet and caring, the very idea of voting one of them out seems heartlessly cruel. Continue reading

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