Monthly Archives: July 2009
Big Brother: Dissolving slowly
Bea seems to be skipping along the same path set up by Noirin, and she’ll find herself following Ms Kelly down the rickety staircase to Davina if she’s not careful. Continue reading
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Big Brother: Kelly’s game
Let’s all play a little game. For this we’ll need to find a partner. Pick anyone – it doesn’t matter who, because you won’t need them for long. Continue reading
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The Home Show: He wants your money!
One person I will not be letting anywhere near my teapot, my cake or my home is George Clarke. Continue reading
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Big Brother: While the prat’s away, Noirin and Siavash play
It’s official. Siavash is the latest to fall victim to the limitless personal charms of Noirin Kelly. Continue reading
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Dragons Den: Compère the meerkat
I love Dragon’s Den. I love the way Evan Davis (a shaved meerkat in a designer suit) likes to recap what we’ve only just seen occurring, but slightly exaggerated for effect. Continue reading
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Big Brother: Beyond our Ken
Mr Kenneth, self-styled international playboy and all-round waste of skin, has left the Big Brother house via the Sandy route – over the roof. Continue reading
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Big Brother: It’s not you, it’s thing
Don’t do it, Siavash! Last night we saw the former officiual coolest man in Big Brother history apparently joining the long line of admirers of that lust magnet, Noirin Kelly. Continue reading
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Big Brother: Charlie and Rodrigo get close
Yesterday Charlie upset Rodrigo by using the C word, which affected him almost as badly as when Siavash peeled paint off the garden chair. Continue reading
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Big Brother: Bodies
The arrival of Stretch Armstrong Tom Oliver into the Big Brother house has made certain housemates go all insecure. Continue reading
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